Vicki Gunvalson never does anything halfway. If you're friends, you are best friends for life. She will have your back and woohoo it up with you until the cows come home. Those cows will be drunk from the vodka Vicki has given them. But it goes both ways. Because, if Vicki hates you, she will finish you like a bad guy in Mortal Kombat. You will be KO'ed.
Just ask Gretchen Rossi. Wait, maybe don't ask her -- she might start singing at you and no one wants that. It's not exactly news that Vicki and Gretchen loathe each other the way I (and all sane people) loathe fishpaste. But the way Vicki's talking lately, Gretchen might have finally gone too far.
In a recent interview, Vicki couldn't even rile up rage about her co-star:
Gretchen and I haven't talked since the reunion. I have no desire! (laughs) Put it that way. I don't know what she's up to. I have no desire.
It's more proof that this past season, Gretchen burned every bridge she had in Orange County. Slade doesn't count as a bridge. He is more like the gas you throw on the bridges to make sure they burn faster. She could have had a friend in Tamra, but Gretchen lies like Lydia McLaughlin's mom smokes weed -- All. The. Time. Tamra gave her so many chances to fix things, but Gretchen couldn't even admit she was wrong.
Even mellow Heather Dubrow couldn't muster fondness for Gretchen after she decided to use the taping of one of Heather's guest appearances as just another place to perform the Gretchen-Is-God show. If no one is even talking to the woman, will she be back next season? I'm all about a Housewives feud, but the idea of a season-long session of the silent treatment verges dangerously close to experimental theatre for my liking.
Do you think Gretchen will be back next season?
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