'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' Recap: Stress Stinks for Mama June! (VIDEO)

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honey boo booHuh. Well, here's something: Last night's episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo was called ... "Stress Poops." Yup. Stress Poops. That's really kind of all I need to say, don't you think? I mean, what more can anyone say about 30 minutes of reality television that can be summed up as STRESS POOPS?! I guess I could explain why the episode warranted such a disturbingly descriptive title, which is probably something you're wondering about at this point anyway, so here goes: See, Mama June was getting pretty nervous about the impending commitment ceremony. And who could blame her, really? Not only is June a commitment-phobe to begin with (hence the commitment ceremony thing as opposed to the marriage thing), but the Boo Boos were expecting 175 guests at their home in a matter of hours and, thanks to the unrelenting rain, their backyard was a mud pit! How will the wedding guests use the water slide, for the love of God?! 

Anyway, all that tension = lots and lots of bathroom time for Mama June. Because, as Alana put it, "I don't poop when I get nervous, but my mama does." 

Indeed. 

Thankfully, the toilet talk was broken up by an entertaining spray tan interlude. During which Pumpkin indulged in much belly-shaking. Why is she so "obsessed," as her mother said, with shaking her belly? No one can say for sure. But she sure is! 

Oh, it was a good time at the Boo Boo compound, y'all. A good, good time. Check out this clip: 

See what I mean? But here's what I really wanna know: Why have I never seen pink porta-potties before? Have you??

Did you see last night's episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo? What was your ... favorite part?

 

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