When it comes to their weddings, the Real Housewives make it their business to be totally on point. I mean, there haven't been roughly 800 Housewife wedding spin-offs because they're bad at it, you know?
But after reading this funny video guide to throwing a Housewife-worthy wedding, with tips like "hire your own wedding planner, preferably one with his own catchphrase," it got us thinking. What else do the Housewives have to teach us about life, love, and extension maintenance? Quite a lot actually. Read on and find out!
On first glance, it might seem like a stretch to intimate that the Housewives are master experts at anything other than drinking champagne and occasionally slapping each other. Ah, but those of us who watch season after season and series after series know better. Beneath those body-con dresses sit hearts eager to instruct.
Think about it -- they know all about the legal system (kisses, Teresa Giudice!) and running your own business (what up, Vicki Gunvalson and Lisa Vanderpump?), to name but a few. The more we thought about it, the more we realized just how much they have to offer. Still don't buy it? Check out our slideshow of 5 Master Classes we'd attend provided the Housewives were the instructors.
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Clearly all of the Housewives know fashion (with the exception of season 1 era Vicki -- girl, what was happening there?), but it takes a real master to pull off just one color with flair. When we normal folk try to throw a white party? We pour spaghetti on ourselves immediately even if there is no spaghetti to pour -- it finds a way, just like Jurassic Park. Housewives do it? Angels sing. Teach us, oh wise ones!