I'm starting to think the real problem behind much of the drama on The Real Housewives of Miami is that these ladies are all sex starved. For as hot and steamy as the city is, we've sure seen some cold beds.
Poor Lisa Hochstein lamented to Adriana de Moura that she just isn't getting enough sex from her husband. "I want to be banged like a chicken cutlet every now and again," she told her. Adriana admitted her own sex life had slowed over the years and handed over a naughty nurse outfit she uses to spice things up. Luckily for Lisa, she did get what she was looking for later in the show, but poor Joanna Krupa was not so lucky.
I don't know how many times she said, "I just want to f*ck!" To her therapist, to Romain himself, but still she got nothing. She's so strikingly beautiful, it's really hard to understand why on earth Romain isn't jumping her every chance he gets. And he doesn't even have a good reason. She told the therapist they have sex about once every other month, as in one time about every 60 days! That's insane, especially for a couple who isn't even married yet.
There's got to be a big problem there, besides him just being "the girl" in the relationship, as Joanna likes to say. Hopefully it's one that the therapist can help them fix, because as we know, they got married this summer.
He did show his macho side at Alexia Echevarria's party when he told Adriana's husband Frederic (yes he IS her husband) to f*ck off. He was still pissed about some tweets Frederic sent and about Adriana hitting Joanna. Apparently Frederic thought they had made up, but it was clear they hadn't in Romain's mind. Predictably, Adriana went berserk and started shouting things about some Colombian girl he's supposedly sleeping with. (Hopefully that's not the problem.)
Meanwhile Lea Black stood by watching and kissing everyone, trying to keep calm. Alexia was in her face, accusing her of being hypocritical and fake, but really what else was she supposed to do? Use some of her black magic to take them all out?
In the end, at least Joanna was happy that her man stood up for her. "When it comes to protecting his woman, he's all man," she said proudly. Now if he could bring that manhood into the bedroom (or private jet or nightclub), they'd be set.
What do you think is the problem between Romain and Joanna?
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