Shock me, shock me, shock me. Teen Mom's Jenelle Evans has announced via Twitter her intention to hit up her favorite tattoo parlor to get some more ink. The fact that she has a favorite tattoo parlor makes me feel like the oldest lady on the planet.
I wonder if she has a list. Where do you think her local jail ranks? I guess it depends on just how trusting she is of her fellow inmates when she's in there. And any fears she may have regarding, you know, hepatitis.
Jenelle's got so many tattoos already. Sadly, a massive self-portrait of her face over her actual face is not one of them. With a star, an epic-cherry tree, and the letter 'J' (for Jace and Jenelle, natch), what will she get next?
It seems like the lady is a step away from giving up her beloved Twitter altogether. I mean, with 10-plus tattoos (and counting), it seems like a new one is added whenever she has, you know, a thought or feeling. Surely it is only a matter of time before she fuses the two and opts for having her tweets inked onto her body.
"Really want pizza," it will say it a fuchsia-colored font on her forehead. "EFF MY LIFE" will be inked in black Gothic lettering on her clavicles, followed by gentle blue cursive lettering on a forearm that beseeches the reader not to "bro me if you don't know me." I'm not saying she's going to go do all this tomorrow, but surely it's only a matter a time.
What do you think Jenelle's new tattoo is going to be?
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Going to baseball games
Riding bike rides in the nice weather
Playing outside after work/school
Going for walks outside