Miley Cyrus Sets Off Twerking Frenzy Without Even Knowing How to Twerk (VIDEOS)

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miley twerkSo all anybody can talk about is Miley Cyrus twerking, right? (Actually the twerking is kind of the least of it, in my opinion -- I mean, Miley's disturbing need to stick her tongue out the side of her mouth every two seconds bothered me a lot more than her dance moves, but anyway.) Everybody's all freaking out about Miley's supposedly awe-inspiring yet admittedly inappropriate twerking abilities, except it seems like nobody's noticed something very, very important: Miley was not technically twerking at all

Yup, you read that right. Sure, Cyrus is kind of the poster child for twerking, and sure, whatever she was doing up on stage at the 2013 VMAs involved butt jiggling, but girl! You can't just stick your arse in the air and call it twerking! 

Don't believe me? Check out this video tutorial on twerking:

Now check out this video of Miley Cyrus twerking at the VMAs:

See?? Don't let the dancing bears distract you: Miley Cyrus may be a lover but she ain't no twerker! Look, I'm not dissing the girl -- first of all, she doesn't have much of a booty to bounce, which isn't her fault. Secondly, she's clearly out of her mind. So, who can really blame her for getting it wrong? 

How to twerk is clearly the least of Miley's problems right now. Still, the fact remains ... she wasn't! Oh, Miley. I think you would do well to heed the words of wise man Mystikal: Shake ya ass, but watch yo'self.

Do you think Miley Cyrus really knows how to twerk?

 

Image via MTV

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MRL84 MRL84

Lol this article cracked me up!

nonmember avatar Hema

I am right there with you. That tongue was about to make me vom. Enough, put that thing back in yo mouth. Did I just watch a video on How To Twerk?? What a waste of nap time!

there... theresaphilly

NOPE! She can't sing worth a fuck either, but that hasn't stopped her.

Kate Cooley

LOL - I can't believe I watched that first one. The second I'll pass on. I've seen enough of her uncooked chicken-butt.

Rando... Randomlady

surprisingly enough this showed me that most of the videos you'll find of girls twerking on youtube are not actually twerking. I was able to watch this lady twerk without wanting to vomit. usually it looks exactly like what you would see in the bedroom, which frankly I don't need to see everyone doing this. The tongue thing Miley was doing....I wonder who told her to do that. It was like a dog in heat, not sexy at all. We get that she is rebelling against the disney persona but does she have to try so hard....

Jim McBride

I was wondering why they weren't noticing that she didn't even twerk ....she wasn't called out on that probably because too many in the media don't know the twerk and where it originalted.


They go to the wrong kind of clubs ...boring line dancing which is really drugstore cowboy.

Michelle Robinson

Thank you for showing
EVERYONE that Miley can not twerk. It's a sexy and fun dace, she made it look corny, and other girls doing it???? Unless you go on the OfficialTwerkTeam page on YouTube and watch them do it, other girls are just giggling their butts, not actually twerking.

Clove... Cloverallovermd

Lol I so enjoyed watching her shake her booty. I'm impressed and humored at the same time. Love it!

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Twerking came out way before Miley, and all she did was hump and rub. she doesn't know how to twerk. It'd be a shame for 'twerking' to become synonymous with her when she doesn't even know how to work a twerk!! ;)

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