Robert Pattinson Makes Out With New Girl -- Kristen, Look Away!!

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Robert PattinsonDon't look, Kristen Stewart, don't loooook!!! Look awaaaaayyyy! OMG, it's your boyfriend -- ahem, I mean, your ex-boyfriend, making out with some other girl! And they're like lying down 'n' stuff. It's horrible, I tell you, horrible!! Okay, wait, it's just for a movie. So Robert Pattinson is, like, fake making out. But you know how that goes. You and Rob once "fake" made out on Twilight too. So who is this chick out to steal our Rob out from under our Kristen?

Her name is Mia Wasikowska. (Names like hers just make cut and paste a Godsend!) Anyway, she starred in the HBO series Treatment, as well as the feature films Alice in Wonderland and Jane Eyre. She'll also be starring in an upcoming version of Madame Bovary. Because she totally has that kind of face that screams, I should have been born in the 19th century!

But now she's starring with Rob in Maps to the Stars. Photogs recently caught them getting hot and heavy for a horizontal scene in Los Angeles. When they broke lips, they started laughing. Hey, I bet Kristen isn't laughing. Have some empathy, y'all.

Just kidding, I'm sure that Kristen knows they're just acting. They're professionals! I mean, actors hardly ever hook up on set. Wait, who am I kidding? They always hook up on set! Hell, even the actors and the directors sometimes hook up. If you can believe it! (Cough.)

But, lo, what is this? It appears that Mia already has a boyfriend. He would be Jesse Eisenberg, who starred in The Social Network.

But ... as I recall, Kristen had a boyfriend too when she started Twilight. Fat lot of good that did! Hopefully we won't see Mia over at Rob's swanky bachelor pad any time soon. Kristen has enough competition.

Do you think Mia and Rob are hooking up?


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nonmember avatar ana

I think people made a mistake

Elly Stupple

no shes not his type

Sisa Kovacova

he isn't sitting at her table and he is on his phone


nonmember avatar Jess

Who cares if he's seeing anyone. Ppl need to just leave um alone.

Lisa Labate

Oh my goodness. Please leave them ALONE! So what you are saying is that Rob is going to fall in love with every leading lady that stars with him in a movie? I really don't look at Rob being so shallow.

Ana Carina Sousa

really? don't write about something you don't know. That's Mia, Robert's new costar in the movie "maps to the stars".

Elaine David Lisle

That Mia chick is the same girl from Alice in Wnderland with Johnny Depp. Not exactly a big threat to Kristen. She is kinda plain.

Teresa Crust

You are more beautiful than her Kristen!

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