'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' Recap: Mama Reveals Something No One Was Prepared to See

honey boo booHere Comes Honey Boo Boo fans are well aware Mama June and Sugar Bear's commitment ceremony actually took place ages ago. So watching the family prep for the big day is a bit tedious ... or at least it was until Honey Boo Boo suggested they treat their stressed out Mama to a s'mage (translation: massage). That's when the show took a really shocking turn.

With the big day right around the corner, Mama is in an incredibly foul mood. She is going through a lot of emotions -- none of which are good. The girls, fed up with her attitude, hope a spa day will turn things around for June. Among the procedures they suggest she get done: "Get her chins vacuumed," do some "lady-scaping," a "neck-cial" to scrub away her "neck crust," something to treat her seriously ashy elbows, and get her wild, random neck hairs plucked.

The way they describe her, it sounds like a makeover fit for the bride of Frankenstein. Is she really that bad, girls? Good thing June doesn't mind being the butt of their endless jokes. That said, she actually did need all those treatments. I had no idea neck hair grew that long! And you could have peeled potatoes with those elbows. But Mama left that spa scrubbed, smoothed, and glowing.

Not to be left out of the fun, Sugar Bear even goes to the barber for a little pampering. Pulling an unexpected, metrosexual move, he even got a manicure. That poor manicurist spent what must have been an hour picking the dirt from under those nails. It was well worth the effort though -- Sugar Bear's hands looked cleaner than I think they've ever been.

Do you think June and Sugar Bear make a good couple?

 

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