robert pattinson dior adRemember that Dior ad Robert Pattinson appears in, the one that's been teased all summer long? The one that was supposed to come out last month or something, but all we got so far are a bunch of stills? WELL! That damn ad is still not out yet. But -- we are being treated to a trailer of Robert Pattinson's Dior Homme ad. You wanna see it, right? Sit. Down. Now. I am going to show it to you.

I don't think we're ready for the sexy sexiness of this sexy ad. I DON'T THINK WE ARE. That's why Dior still hasn't released it to the public -- because we are simply not ready for the heat and perversity they desperately want to unleash upon us. That is why we've been getting nothing but crumbs -- until now. Witness -- MOAR stills of the Robert Pattinson Dior ad, but this time in this old-timey Steampunk-style slideshow format. Did I mention edgy (well, kind of establishment at this point, really) photographer Nan Goldin took these shots? Those of you with delicate sensibilities may want to hide your eyes.

Yeah, I know. I was kind of hoping for more, too.

You guys. Who makes a trailer for a commercial? A COMMERCIAL. Christsake, this is what we're doing now? We're making trailers for ads? This is almost as disturbing as sea waters rising, melting polar ice caps, that big swirling pile of plastic bags in the middle of the ocean. Bring on the four horsemen of the apocalypse, we're done here. Unless Dior can promise me we'll see the final ad at last the week after Labor Day? Come on, guys, how much longer can you drag this thing out?

What do you think of the Dior ad trailer?

 

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