eric northmanHere's what I can't deal with: ANYTHING. Sorry, I'm just a shell of a human being right now, because the True Blood season 6 finale pretty much destroyed me. So, I'm just gonna go curl up into a ball and die. Talk amongst yourselves. *Shudder* *Sob*

Sorry, sorry. I'll pull it together long enough to talk about the horrors of this evening's True Blood -- maybe I'll even manage to pull some small shred of hope from the very bottom of my tortured soul and decide to get out of bed tomorrow morning. MAYBE!! But I can't say for sure, because a horrible, horrible sight is burned into my eyes ...

And that sight (as you most likely know) is the sight of Eric Northman bursting into flames!!! (Made only slightly less horrible by the split-second glimpse of Full-Frontal Alexander Skarsgard!) Now, granted, we don't know for sure sure sure if Eric is dead ... long story short, when Warlow SPOILER died, apparently all the Lilith blood that was allowing the vamps to daywalk dried up altogether and Eric, who just happened to be in Sweden (oh, you cheeky Skarsgard!!) reading naked in the snow (oh, you cheeky Skarsgard!), didn't know the half of it, and so he spontaneously combusted. Naked in the snow. Still, I refuse to believe we've seen the last of him! True Blood writers ain't no fools!! They've gotta know how many viewers they'll lose if ASkars goes!! (All of them, is my guess. Not to mention Meryl Streep.)

Anyway. Does anything else even matter?? Not really, but I guess there were a couple of other noteworthy developments: Sookie & Alcide are a couple at last!! Sam is Mayor of Bon Temps! Tara's mom feels bad for being a crappy mom! New threat to the entire cast: Vampire/Zombies!!!

Check out this behind-the-scenes clip for more on naked Eric in the snow:

Do you think Eric is really dead?


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