kim kardsashianEver get the feeling tabloids are just making up these stories out of thin air? Like this rumor that Kim Kardashian is pregnant with her second baby already. OMG, Kim is pulling a Jessica Simpson! Preggers again, obvy. Can you beeleeve? NO, actually, I cannot beeleeve. But please, tabloid magazine, tell us why/how you think Kim is pregnant a whole two months after she gave birth to North.

Life & Style has a blaring headline on its cover: "Barely 8 weeks later ... Baby No. 2 Already!" Wow, an exclamation point! Not even a question mark! That's such a bold and confident statement! Why do I still not believe them!

We're talking about Kim Kardashian, right? The woman who looked swollen and miserable through her entire pregnancy, who complained that it was a lot harder than she thought it would be, who delivered her baby prematurely because of eclampsia. That Kim Kardashian? Malarkey.

I'd be surprised if Kim gets pregnant ever again the rest of her life. She had such a rough time, all those health problems. She also found out how much harder it is to maintain her globe-trotting, platform heel-tottering lifestyle pregnant. And people were so mean about her weight gain! I can't imagine she's in the mood for an encore performance of all that.

Just because she's crazy enough for reality TV doesn't mean she's crazy enough to get knocked up again so soon. Anyway, the odds are against her. Her hormones are probably still adjusting, plus she's supposedly breastfeeding. And how much has Kanye been around, anyway? He's been promoting his new album -- not that there hasn't been time for nookie, but you'd have to be at it all the time, every day in order to beat those odds.

So no. Barely eight weeks later ... Baby #2 IS NOT HAPPENING! For Kim Kardashian! This has been a public service announcement. You may all carry on now with the rest of the day.

Do you think Kim Kardashian will dare to have another baby -- ever?

 

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