'50 Shades of Grey' AFTER Kids Is 9 Shades of Frightening (PHOTOS)

Let's face it, ladies, Christian Grey of Fifty Shades of Grey has made millions of us rethink our marriages (myself included). But do billionaires who barely work, have erotic sex, lavish you with expensive goodies, and make sure you're never cold, hungry, or un-swathed in designer duds really exist? If they did, would we want them?

I gave this one some serious thought (frankly, I spent WAY more time thinking about Christian and our possible future together than I should have). I came up with a parody on what it would REALLY be like to be married to Christian Grey -- you know, a couple kids and a decade or so down the road. These eCards are based on that piece, because let's face it, everything is more enjoyable on an eCard.

 

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