People can't stop talking about Jennifer Aniston's eggs. Are they good? Are they bad? Are they tasty? Yes, tasty. I'm talking about Jennifer Aniston's chicken's eggs, people, not her ovary eggs! Oh, but wait, that's an easy mistake to make because everyone is obsessed with Jen's procreational abilities. For some strange reason. Jen appeared on Conan with Conan O'Brien to poke fun of her eggs. Her chicken eggs. Because, ya know, she has chickens.
Jen brought out a half dozen eggs and told Conan:
Oh Conan, these are my very own, well not my very own, fresh eggs. Everyone's talking about my eggs, well I'm giving them to you, Conan.
Well, she's giving her chicken eggs to Conan -- not her ovary eggs, which belong to herself. And her fiance Justin Theroux presumably has access to fertilize them if, you know, that's what she wants.
Jen sounds a little tired of all of the pregnancy talk. On Good Morning America she said that she is onto the various ways that reporters try to get her to talk about a baby. Like they'll usually relate it back to some character she is playing and ask, "Oh, if I was to have a child how many kids do I want? And 'do I want a boy or a girl?'"
It must be kind of flattering to have the world so invested in whether you procreate or not. On the other hand -- pretty creepy. More creepy than flattering, actually.
Whether or not Jen does ever have a little Jen (or Justin), she is quite proud of her other eggs, the ones her chickens lay. Check it out:
Do you care about Jen's eggs?
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