Katy Perry Admits Something Super Gross That Proves She & Robert Pattinson Aren't Dating

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In an effort to clear up any rumors that she and Robert Pattinson have a "thing" going on, Katy Perry confessed that she farts in front of Rob. Yep. The "Teenage Dream" singer apparently holds nothing back in front of her buddy ol' pal, including bodily functions, which should prove to everyone once and for all that there's nothing romantic between the two whatsoever.

Because if there's one thing Katy Perry doesn't do, it's fart in front of her love interests.

Perry said in an interview with Elle UK: "Okay, so here's the proof there was never anything going on with me and Robert Pattinson. I fart in front of him. Properly fart. And I never, ever fart in front of a man I am dating." She then added: "He's my bud, I'm like his big sister ... we just hang out."

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I actually don't think there is, or ever was, anything romantic going on between Rob and Katy, as she and Kristen are reportedly friends, and that would be a really jank thing for her to do. But I also think "He's my bud, I'm like his big sister" would have sufficed in Katy's zeal to prove her point. No need to conjure up an image of Rob putting his hand over his nose and frantically fanning the air, after her reeking up the joint.

However, another interesting comment Katy made in the interview was how she's "proud" of the fact that she hasn't slept with Rob. She said: "The other day, I said, 'One of the things I'm most proud of is not sleeping with you, Robert.' And that's true." Now, like I said, I do believe that Katy and Rob are just friends, but it is a little strange that Katy is chalking this up as an accomplishment on her behalf. It really doesn't take much to not sleep with someone if you feel nothing for them whatsoever. So maybe, deep down, Katy does have a little something for Rob, despite their just being friends.

But then again, she admitted that she farts in front of him, so I don't know. Katy. Rob. Sex. Farts. It's all one giant mystery. We can only hope that one day the scientists at NASA get a break from their busy schedules to help us figure this one out.

Do you think there's anything going on with Rob and Katy?


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hello... hellokd87

Maybe thats her criteria for when she dates, but y fiancee & I pass gas in front of each other because we're THAT comfortable with each other. She could be that confortable around hi so that really foesn't prove anything.

nonmember avatar Me

My husband passed gas in front of me on our 2nd date.. I dont see how that tells anyone they arent dating.

Blues... Blueshark77

I told my guy early on in the relationship that we should go ahead and fart in front of each other to get it out of the way. Still together after six gassy years.

grous... grousseau

I guess that I have been married along time. We fart, burb and even have burbing contests. I don't see how farting or not farting means a relationship or not. Oh well I still like her music and his movies. So who really cares anyway?

Jenn8604 Jenn8604

OK if she says so. You know your in a good long term relationship if you can pass gas in front of each other IMO.I am a tomboy and I don't just randomly fart w my guy friends. But when I lived with my ex I did because after living together for awhile you know its bound to happen sooner or later. Its a bodily function.

nonmember avatar Ann

What ?????

Annab... AnnabellesMom

All this does is just prove to me that she really is the skank I imagine. She is a pathetic excuse for a woman. My husband & I have been married for 11 yrs & the only time I have EVER passed gas in front of him was once after each of my 3 C-sections & only because the nurse gave me a pill to MAKE me have gas or I would not be allowed to leave the hospital. There is something to be said about maintaining your class in front of the man u love for ELEVEN years. She is disgusting.

Cheryln Kurz

Why can't female and male celebrities be friends?  Why does it always mean they're sleeping together?

Beth M Downs

If you can't fart in front of a man you've been dating a while -- then you're not fully comfortable with him. Ho9lding in a fart will do more damage to YOU than letting one rip will do to your relationship. Besides, who the hell doesn't laugh from a well-initiated fart? It doesn't matter WHAT age you are! If we women want equality -- we should be able to fart right alongside the boys! (this is supposed to be a bit tongue in cheek so don't go replying with "OMG! How crass!" or "You're so unlady-like!" This isn' the 1950's and surprise surprise -- WOMEN FART.)

hisBo... hisBonus2

Yes, I do think there's somethilng goin on; a lot of gas lol  Peace : )

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