Katy Perry Admits Something Super Gross That Proves She & Robert Pattinson Aren't Dating

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In an effort to clear up any rumors that she and Robert Pattinson have a "thing" going on, Katy Perry confessed that she farts in front of Rob. Yep. The "Teenage Dream" singer apparently holds nothing back in front of her buddy ol' pal, including bodily functions, which should prove to everyone once and for all that there's nothing romantic between the two whatsoever.

Because if there's one thing Katy Perry doesn't do, it's fart in front of her love interests.

Perry said in an interview with Elle UK: "Okay, so here's the proof there was never anything going on with me and Robert Pattinson. I fart in front of him. Properly fart. And I never, ever fart in front of a man I am dating." She then added: "He's my bud, I'm like his big sister ... we just hang out."

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I actually don't think there is, or ever was, anything romantic going on between Rob and Katy, as she and Kristen are reportedly friends, and that would be a really jank thing for her to do. But I also think "He's my bud, I'm like his big sister" would have sufficed in Katy's zeal to prove her point. No need to conjure up an image of Rob putting his hand over his nose and frantically fanning the air, after her reeking up the joint.

However, another interesting comment Katy made in the interview was how she's "proud" of the fact that she hasn't slept with Rob. She said: "The other day, I said, 'One of the things I'm most proud of is not sleeping with you, Robert.' And that's true." Now, like I said, I do believe that Katy and Rob are just friends, but it is a little strange that Katy is chalking this up as an accomplishment on her behalf. It really doesn't take much to not sleep with someone if you feel nothing for them whatsoever. So maybe, deep down, Katy does have a little something for Rob, despite their just being friends.

But then again, she admitted that she farts in front of him, so I don't know. Katy. Rob. Sex. Farts. It's all one giant mystery. We can only hope that one day the scientists at NASA get a break from their busy schedules to help us figure this one out.

Do you think there's anything going on with Rob and Katy?


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