For most of us, being locked in a closet naked while our boyfriend trashes our hotel room might be a red flag to end the relationship. For porn star Capri Anderson, who said Charlie Sheen locked her in a closet and assaulted her in a hotel room in 2010, this was just the beginning. Why should a drug-fueled rampage that reportedly results in a guy throwing a lamp at you, cursing you out, and locking you in a closet impede the path of true love? That's exactly what Charlie and Capri must be thinking as the two crazy lovebirds have reportedly moved in together. Awww.
Capri, who is 25, was not scared off by Charlie's somewhat ungentlemanly behavior three years ago when cops found her naked and screaming in a locked closet. At the time, Charlie and his ex-wife, Denise Richards, were at the hotel with not only Capri but (reportedly) four prostitutes. At the time, Capri was described in press accounts as a prostitute too.
Denise even posted a photo of her that night with Capri. She left before things got too wild and crazy. Soon enough, cops were called as Charlie busted up his hotel room and a screaming porn star/prostitute was found in the closet. For whatever weird reason, Charlie was not charged that night, but was reportedly brought to a psych ward.
Denise said of the evening:
I think the police officer on the scene was a little dumbfounded about why I was at dinner with my ex-husband and four hookers.
Denise, you were married to Charlie Sheen. No one is dumbfounded by anything.
Charlie later accused Capri of extortion. But no one said the course of true love runs smooth, and Charlie and Capri have settled their differences and have supposedly moved in together. Sources say their mutual love of partying will bind them together for better or worse. (Mostly worse.)
Well, at least we now know why Charlie's kids with Brooke Mueller are living with Denise Richards instead of him.
Do you think they will live happily ever after?
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