"Kristen! Heyyyy, good to see ya."Robert Pattinson apparently dreads running into Kristen Stewart and RPattz is doing everything he can to avoid her, even though they both live in the same Los Angeles neighborhood. A source told HollywoodLife: "He’s bracing himself to run into her in some capacity. They are in the same social circles, they like the same music. He’s just hoping they can both be adults and it won’t hurt too much."
Because that would totally suck if she threw a drink in his face, right?
There's really not much that can be done to avoid an ex other than avoid the usual hangouts. Problem is, your ex could be avoiding the same hangouts, and then you run into each other at the place you went to to avoid the same hangouts! The source says that Rob went to some out-of-the-way sushi joint specifically to AVOID KStew.
Shu is in Bel Air in a small shopping complex, which is about as far as you could get away from Silver Lake/Los Feliz -- both the distance and the vibe. It’s a place Kristen would probably never go.
Oh, ho, ho. Bet she'll be there now!
KStew and RPattz are lucky that they live in a large city, and as long as they stay away from the same places they used to frequent, there's a good chance they won't bump into each other. However, chances are, they will eventually. Then what?
Best bet is to ignore or be polite. Which isn't always easy, especially if you've had a couple of drinks and got your dander up and are starting to feel sorry for yourself. Then Kristen might waltz over and say something like, "Hey, Rob. Fancy meeting you here. Sooooo WHAT'S UP WITH SCREWING MY FRIEND KATY AND THEN MY OTHER FRIEND RILEY?! Could you not screw women who WEREN'T MY FRIENDS?!"
On the plus side, if they do run into each other, Kristen can tell her friends how he looks old, and he can tell his friends she's gained weight.
Have you ever unexpectedly run into an ex? What did you do?
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