Kristen StewartRemember when Robert Pattinson dumped Kristen Stewart and suddenly he started hanging out with Katy Perry? And we were all like, What the hey?! That's supposed to be Kristen's pal. And she's movin' in on her man? And bishes before hitches and all that?

Well, it turns out Katy did not hook up with Rob -- so she says. But she was so worried that Kristen would think she did that Katy sent her pal a text to defend herself.

Katy tells Elle UK:

I sent her a text message saying: "I know you’ve seen all this stuff but you know I would never disrespect you. I’m not that person. I’m just trying to be a friend to him but it is unfortunate that I do have a set of t*ts."

Woah. First off, wouldn't you like actually pick up the phone and CALL if your friend thinks you're schtupping her ex and you're not? Does anyone call anymore?

Also, doesn't it sound defensive? All like, "Sorry, Kristen, that I have a set of tits! Ohhh, forgive me! Guess I shouldn't be hanging out with your man then! Yeah, cause it's all about my tits!"

Sounds like she knew Kristen was mad. Kristen had probably sent her a text too. Because no one calls.

Also, what is up with choosing to hang with the male portion of the couple you were friends with and not the female? Of course the female is going to find that suspicious. But a supposed friend of Katy tells HollywoodLife:

Katy has been really supportive of Rob since he and Kristen split up. She has been his main support during this whole breakup. Kristen has tons of friends that she can lean on, whereas most of Rob’s closest friends are in England.

Hmmm. Sounds like that came directly from Katy's mouth!

At any rate, Katy moved on to John Mayer and Rob may have moved on to Riley Keough (or not) and Kristen has moved on to her puppy, so all is well.

Do you think Katy and Rob hooked up?

 

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