Robert Pattinson Heads Back to L.A. So He Must Want to See Kristen

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robert pattinsonLucky Canada has been hosting Robert Pattinson in Toronto while he films Map to the Stars. Until now! Pattinson was spotted flying back to LA, and everyone seems to have the same question: Is he coming back to Kristen Stewart? And the answer to that question is: Are you insane, or do you just have amnesia? It's denial. That must be it. Someone tell me there's a support group out there for people who cannot accept that Robsten is over.

So now that we've sorted that out, many are left wondering why Rob is flying back to Los Angeles, then. If not for Kristen, then for what? To see his possibly real/possibly fictitious girlfriend Riley Keough? Because that's why Rob flies to Los Angeles --  to see girlfriends. Not because he lives there or is involved in the entertainment industry or anything.

I just think it's funny how all the speculation over Robert Pattinson's travel turns to his love life. We really want it to be that exciting. He's coming back for the SEX! Go Rob! Woo hoo!

You know what's more likely? Rob probably has a bunch of meetings with producers and agents to talk about projects. But that's a boring headline: Robert Pattinson Flies Back to LA to Do a Lunch With Director Because It's His Job to Act in Movies. Click here and leave a comment: Do you think Robert Pattinson will order the pork belly or the lobster roll?

Or maybe he has a few days off from filming and just wants to put his feet up in his own den. Maybe he just wants to spend some time with his dog and his friends. It really could be that simple.

But I'm being so boring. Forget all that. No, here's the REAL Reason Robert Pattinson is flying back to LA, and why you should care: Because he's getting back together with Kristen Stewart for the sole purpose of having a threesome with Riley Keough, obviously. 

Do you think Rob is coming back to LA for work or pleasure -- or both?

 

 

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nonmember avatar Just Saying

You know I would hate to be known as being just a man's "f" buddy, really? You're so not worth the trouble of taking you around town and calling you at least dating instead of just a booty call. No, No Riley and Rob aren't seeing each other one minute and they're screwing the next. Where is the integrity in this? It's obvious there's more to this relationship from surfaced pics of Rob's mom and it's obvious Riley cares a lot more for her blooming career then Rob because her agent went on record saying no way they are just friends. Yep..this is a slap to dating a best friend's ex...but I suppose KS has no room to cry...she started it first.

nonmember avatar Jay

Common sense is a rare commodity these days. I'm so glad to see someone still has it and can deliver with a healthy sense of humor. Excellent article

nonmember avatar sarah

Or you know, he owns a $6 million house in L.A. and may just *gasp* consider it his home now. Like a vast majority of the film community.

nonmember avatar Grace

Thank you for writing an article that gives Robert Pattinson some credit. He is an actor with his own life outside of what "fans" expect him to be. He deserves better than to be portrayed as somebody's lap dog.

nonmember avatar Vanessa

Bless this article! Thank you Adriana!

nonmember avatar Robfan

Rob said during BD promo that he loved Calafornia and his parents loved it too and that they were making the move to come and live there. Its not just his home now but theirs too.

nonmember avatar Teal

So much love for this post. So. Much.

nonmember avatar M&M

He went back to LA because MtS is schedule to film there as well. It IS a movie about Hollywood and Cronenberg himself said this was gonna be his first movie that is actually filmed on location rather than in Toronto like he did with Cosmopolis.

Алида Адеева

I love him ... he is the best ... do not care with whom he sleeps

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