Kim Kardashian Apparently Has Gone Out a Million Times Since Baby but We Just Haven't Noticed

kim kardashianWhere in the world is Kim Kardashian? According to Kris Jenner, everywhere! Kim's at the doctor; at the pediatrician's office; out to dinner; hanging out at the beach. It's just nobody's happened to see any of these outings. And, I mean, I can't say I'm surprised. New mom Kim Kardashian would totally be an easy person to overlook in Los Angeles, where everybody's not just an actor and a writer, but paparazzi, too.

Or Kris Jenner is a bigger liar than my greasy-faced and fingered 3-year-old niece who told me she "didn't just eat a stick of butter."

On her new talk show, which seems to focus on Kim and baby North West, Kris told the audience that Kim goes out all the time. These rumors that she's quarantined in her own home? They're poppycock, she tells you! Kim's always out, painting the town. We're all just missing it!

Personally, I think Kris is lying -- how have we not seen a photo of Kim out to dinner?! That, or the Kardashians have one hell of a deal with the paparazzi, in which a pic of Kim and her new baby will be released on their terms and their terms only -- which, in my opinion, is to be timed with the birth of Kate Middleton's baby.

Think about it. North West is old news right now. Right now, it's all about Kate Middleton and the impending royal baby. I don't know about you, but I'd certainly be more excited to hear about Kate giving birth than seeing a pic of Kim's baby. And Kim knows that -- which is why she's been in hiding for so long. She's trying to build tension and suspense, and then when Kate goes into labor and everyone is over Kim and her baby, BAM! She hits us with an Us Weekly cover. She's going to try to take the spotlight away from Kate and bring it back to herself. Why else would a person who has blogged and tweeted and Instagrammed every moment of their waking life for the past four years suddenly go completely silent?

It's just a theory. But there is no way in hell Kim has gone out for a casual dinner post-birth and nobody managed to get a pic of it. Even if there were no paps in sight, someone would have taken a photo with their iPhone. That, or like I said, the Kardashians and the paparazzi have some sort of deal and control the media more than we ever thought possible. Either's plausible. Either's kind of gross.

What do you think?


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NatAndCo NatAndCo

Bets they will release the pic when Middleton goes into labor?

katyd... katydid620

Kim Kardashian is notorious for calling the paparazzi and telling them where she'll be at all hours of the day. If I had to guess, I would say she doesnt want to be photgraphed right now, not looking her best, so she isn't calling her "friends"...

nonmember avatar Diana

I don't know if I believe her, but then again the Kardashians have been known to alert the paparazzi to their locations, prior to "showing up". Maybe she has stopped calling thing them. I don't think that she can give up the attention cold turkey. Nothing against her, I just don't anyone would be able to give up that kind of attention on a whim.

Cooks... Cookster792

That is NOT Kim in the pic above. She hasn't gotten her figure back yet., so we have to wait for tummy

tuck & lipo. As soon as Kate delivers we will see pics of Kim's baby going to the highest bidder. At

least we know with the baby nurses and nannies the baby will be taken care of.  

Kandice Wright

Let them stay in hiding...preferably  for the rest of their lives!!! Really everyone is always complaining about seeing to much of them in the news, so now that they have gone away lets keep it that way!

nonmember avatar Comical

Hahaha Bullshit! I agree with NatandCo, she will come out when the royal baby arrives. Wearing 2 pairs of spanx. Lol

Andre Tyler

she had liposuction and other surgeries to get back into shape and now she is hiding until the bandage can come off

hexxuss hexxuss

Never even thought about the timing thing - I think you nailed that one.

nonmember avatar Nicole

Who cares WHY!!!! Let's just all ENJOY it for as long as it lasts!! I can't tell you how thrilled I am to be able to surf the web without running into DOZENS of stories/photos of the Kardashian.....good riddance...STAY GONE!!!!

nonmember avatar MaryGrace

How disgusting for this ***** to try and trump the royal couple. This is her best example yet of how much class she does not have. No worries though, the royal couple is 1,000,000 more beautiful than Kim and the sperm donor, and the royal baby will be far cuter than baby North West.

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