Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Turned Into Pigs by Artist -- Why God, Why?

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robert pattinsonAck, what have they done to you, Bella, Edward, and Jacob?!? An artist with one twisted vision has created a series of Twilight-themed portraits, but they're not exactly flattering. Artist Casey Weldon has painted the Twilight saga characters as pigs. Yes, pigs. He's calling the portrait series "Twilight Zone," and he displayed them at a gallery in Los Angeles.

So here they are: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, and Jacob Black as pig people. They have snouts and angry red eyes. I ... I don't know what to say. For once, I am at a loss for words. And yet, I am a blogger. So I must come up with some words anyway. But first, I need to take a few deep breaths.

Okay, I'm better now. So ... we've taken three very attractive actors and turned them into monsters. Why? Why would anyone do this? Weldon says he got the idea from the Twilight Zone episode, "Eye of the Beholder," in which people who look like pigs are considered beautiful, and a woman we would consider beautiful is looked upon as disfigured. Get it? He's messing with our ideas of beauty.

Yeah, the art world. I mean, it's just kind of silly sometimes. There's a lot of pot smoking and time spent alone with your paints.

Anyway, now we know what Robert Pattinson would look like as a pig man. I guess this is our cue to ask ourselves if he's still a hottie, and if the answer is no, why that is. Why don't we think pigs are hot? I don't know -- probably because pigs aren't people. Did someone really have to paint a series of pig portraits for us to figure that out? Maybe Weldon just thinks the Twilight saga was kind of dumb and wanted to make fun of it, which I would understand. But now we have these images in our minds, and ... (shudder) like vampires, those images are forever.

What do you think of these portraits?

 

Image via Splash News

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nonmember avatar Summer

Hahaha these remind me of the Colombian artist Botero. He makes everyone in his paintings fat! Lol

Sylviamo Sylviamo

I think this is stupied whi ever thinks its funny please get a real JOBBBBBBBBBB STUPIED ASSESSSSS.

Cristina Kozain

It seems that managed to capture the soul of Robert Patterson

nonmember avatar Robsessed

This picture is so ridiculous,may be he need to draw himself as a pig,if he thinks pig has any kind of beauty...but I still think that he is doing this immature action is just for attract the media and so he will famous or something...this picture is so....damn stupid and ridiculous!!!

Lokis... LokisMama

This may be an unpopular opinion, but I actualy like the paintings.  He's making us question our ideas of beauty (like the original Twilight Zone episode did, one of my favorites I might add) because Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are considered attractive.  It brings back something that was very well said in 1960 and is just as pertinent in today's society.

Emmie25 Emmie25

LokisMama- thank you so much for being the only open minded and smart person on here! I too loved that episodeaand it raises the question "is this person beautiful to me because I think so or because that's what I'm told is beautiful." Personally, I dont think Rob Patterson or Kristen Stewart are good looking and I don't understand the obsession with them.

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