You can put down your Bible and stop praying for Farrah Abraham and her addiction. The Teen Mom, though just kicked out of rehab for being out of control, doesn't have an "actual" alcohol problem. Or a problem with anything, really. She's perfect. The only reason Farrah went to rehab was so she could become a good role model to others. So, really, we all should spend some time in rehab at one point or another in our lives. It's for our own good and the betterment of humanity. Thanks for showing us the light, Farrah. To be honest with you, I would have never, in a million years, thought to check myself into rehab without having an actual problem. You're a trailblazer through and through.
Farrah cleared things up to OK! magazine, saying: "I wanted to improve myself even though I don’t have, like, an actual alcoholic issue -- I take being a role model seriously. It’s basically intense therapy, like analyzing your emotions, your life as a child, your teen years through who you are now, your relationships, and understanding how you show anger, sadness, guilt, shame, joy."
Soooo ... it's like regular therapy in a lot of ways? Except anybody can go to regular therapy. And you don't have to stay over, leaving your 4-year-old daughter. Wait, why didn't Farrah just go to regular therapy if she doesn't have an alcohol problem? And if she truly takes her "role modelness" seriously, why did she do anal porn? Just asking.
If Farrah does have a substance abuse problem, I genuinely hope she gets the help that she needs -- if anything, for the sake of her daughter. And if she doesn't, well, she's just weird. You don't check yourself into a rehab clinic solely for the purpose of bettering yourself. Do some yoga, for god's sake.
Do you think Farrah has a problem with alcohol, or do you think her rehab stint was just for publicity?
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