Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall. Clark Gable and Carole Lombard. Spencer Tracy and Katherine Hepburn. Mama June and Sugar Bear. Yup, you read that right: Why shouldn't Here Comes Honey Boo Boo's resident parental unit be counted among Hollywood's legendary romances? I mean, come on. You got your Mama June. You got your Sugar Bear. You got your Mama June and Sugar Bear. And that's a beautimous thing.
But. BUT! Like so many classic love affairs before them, this redneck romance is plagued with temptations ... or at least one temptation. And what a temptation he is! See, Mama June has herself a bit of a crush on a certain celebrity. How much of a crush? Enough of a crush so that when Alana's mom went on The Wendy Williams Show to promote the season 2 premiere (airing tonight!), the host was inspired to gift Mama with a big old cardboard cutout of -- you guessed it -- Mario Lopez.
Because, as Mama June so aptly put it, "Who didn't love Mario Lopez on Saved by the Bell?"
"Oh my Mario!!"
So stinkin' cute, I can hardly stand it! And I don't mean "stinkin'" literally. There is no scratch n' sniff card for Mario Lopez (as far as I know. What would it smell like, I wonder? Axe body spray?).
Anyway, check out the clip here -- and learn how to make sketti while you're at it! Bonus!
Hope Sugar Bear ain't stressin' too hard about his celeb rival. Although if the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, Lopez might just be a goner!!
Do you think Mama June's celeb crush is SO stinkin' cute??
Image via The Wendy Williams Show