Why beat around the bush? All you really need to know about tonight's episode of True Blood is the title: "F*ck the Pain Away." Yup. (And if the first sentence of this post made you wanna "do bad things," so to speak, then that's why you're a Trubie to begin with, I guess.) So, the point is ... hooray! Season 6 may true-ly be on a roll at last. I mean, last week was insane (in a good way), what with the whole Warlow mindf*ckery, and from the look of tonight's episode?? Well, let's just put it this way -- somebody gonna die, and I THINK I know who it is.
But wait, let's back up a minute -- here's what the OFFICIAL synopsis says:
Pam (Kristin Bauer van Straten), Nora (Lucy Griffiths), Jason (Ryan Kwanten) and Jessica (Deborah Ann Woll) get up-close-and-personal looks at the perverse perils of Vamp Camp. Sam (Sam Trammell) comes to a decision he hopes will be in Emma’s (Chloe Noelle) best interest. Andy (Chris Bauer) gives his faerie daughter a name, or two or three or four. Arlene (Carrie Preston) has a solution to Terry’s (Todd Lowe) malaise. Eric makes a startling discovery.
So you know what I think?? I think Jessica is gonna die!! Not really because of anything in that little synopsis -- mostly because of what's in THIS little clip:
SEE?! Looks like Jessica's really stepped in it this time, don't it?? Andy might not be father of the year or anything, but come on, even Sheriff Bellefleur is gonna take issue with someobdy killing a whole litter of his freaky faerie daughters. And you know what else? I don't even care, cause Jessica has always gotten is starting to get on my nerves. And the less time True Blood has to spend on Jessica, the more time it gets to spend on ERIC NORTHMAN andeverybodyelse.
Do you think Jessica is doomed to die on tonight's episode of True Blood?
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