If any Real Housewives husband was going to write a book, I'm glad it's Joe Gorga. The Real Housewives of New Jersey star confirmed to his Twitter followers recently that he'll be adding author to his resume. When a fan tweeted the profound words to him: "omg love you!!! you should write a book for the men ...", Melissa Gorga's husband tweeted back: "ITS COMING!!!!" I believe this is how the President will be breaking all of his news from here on out, too.
A husband and wife author team, eh? As you know Melissa's book, Love Italian Style: The Secrets of My Hot and Happy Marriage, is coming out soon. But what will Joe's book be about exactly? How he keeps his wife happy? Or perhaps it will be the prequel to his sister Teresa's book, entitled, Fat Italian. JK. No, but, seriously, this is going to be awesome.
And by "awesome" I mean "moderately to sort of not interesting". From the public discourse he engaged in with a rabid fan, sounds like Joe's book is going to be the same book his wife is writing, except I'm assuming the parts where she writes about her cheating father, he's going to pepper in tales of how his sister Teresa is the devil. Cool story. (And side note: Even if Joe wrote about how awesome Teresa is, I'm sure she'd hate the book. No one else is allowed to have success, okay, guys?)
Me? I'm happy for Joe. He seems like a solid dude who's been shoved into a super uncomfy spot between his wife and sister. The guy always seems like he's in a good mood, and he handles Caroline Manzo's passes at him with style and grace. A-plus, Joey G.
But am I going to buy his book? Uh, that would be a no. I don't ever want to possess anything that was written by someone who is on a Housewives show. I have to draw the line somewhere. The only exception I'd make is if the author was Giggy.
Will you buy Joe's book? Would you buy Giggy's?
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