George ClooneyWell, ladies, it looks like George Clooney is back on the market again. Rumor has it gorgeous George has broken up with Stacy Keibler. A source told People magazine:

Stacy called it quits. She wants to have children and a family someday. She knows where George stands on that. They talked and they quietly stopped being a couple several weeks ago.

Of course, any chick who dates ol' George knows she's got a limited shelf life. It's almost like George gets them on two-year leases -- which he never chooses to renew.

You can't really blame George -- he's honest with the gals in that he doesn't want marriage, doesn't want children. Maybe every girl who dates him thinks she will be the one to change his mind. Maybe she just wants a couple of years of red carpets and celebrity fetes and Lake Como summers. Hey, it's a lot more than most women get out of a two-year relationship.

But it's getting a bit sad. Not that George doesn't want to get married or have kids -- plenty of people don't, and that's their choice. But that his girlfriends seem to be on a revolving door in and out of his life. George seems like such an intelligent guy -- doesn't this life of serial dating bore him after awhile? Maybe not. Maybe he's living every guy's dream.

But it seems like a year or two is what you need to really drill down (so to speak) and get to know someone. And it's just when George is getting to know a woman -- for who she really is -- that the relationship ends. That leaves him with all of the superficial stuff.

I really had the feeling that Stacy was different. I'm not sure why. Maybe it was the fact that the last time rumors swirled that they'd broken up, George began denying it. Maybe it's because we'd read that Stacy gives George his space.

But it seems like no one interests him for very long. There's just something kind of creepish about a guy who is getting older and older, the ladies getting younger and younger, the relationships getting shorter and shorter.

My sincere hope is that George tries dating a woman his own age for once. Maybe he'll discover that there are women out there who will keep him interested throughout his retirement years? Haha! Joke.

Hey, George, what about Cher?

Do you think George will ever settle down?

 

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