Sean Lowe Catherine GiudiciHa! I knew they were never going to last! Reportedly Bachelor Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici have postponed their wedding, which can only mean one thing, right?

Duh. It's SO over, you guys. And it's not like they've pushed it back until this coming fall or winter, which wouldn't send up any red flags about their relationship. Nope. Supposedly it's not going to happen until 2014 -- which means these two have at least another five months or more to go until they can finally seal the deal and consummate their relationship.

OMG. Don't you see what I'm getting at?

If they really planned on spending the rest of their lives together, don't you think they'd be rushing to the altar as soon as possible so they can hurry up and have sex already? Why wait until next year to get it on if they know they're going to be together forever? I'm not buying the whole "they need time to chill out and relax" excuse. (They're dunso.)

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See, something just doesn't add up, here. When Sean and Catherine first got engaged, they said they were going to tie the knot in a matter of a few months. And then they stretched it out to sometime after summer was over. And now it's pushed back to 2014, which means it's only a matter of time before they announce their devastating breakup -- like pretty much every other Bachelor and Bachelorette couple have after the initial newly engaged euphoria fades.

They probably already have a gut feeling that their relationship is not going to last for the long haul. I'm guessing they're hanging on for a bit longer "just to make sure," and also because they're loving their newfound fame and aren't ready to pull the plug on the perks of being an engaged reality TV couple quite yet.

Maybe they'll prove me wrong, but I'm going to go ahead and predict that somewhere around Christmas time, we'll hear the standard, "we tried everything we could to make it work but it's just not meant to be" statement along with a photo of them in happier times plastered on the cover of an entertainment magazine.

The countdown is on.

Do you think it's a bad sign that Catherine and Sean postponed their wedding?

 

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