Farrah Abraham Is So Tacky Even 'Playboy' Turns Her Down

Farrah AbrahamFarrah Abraham is now in rehab for 10 days, but that doesn't mean the once star of MTV's reality show Teen Mom is completely under the radar. In fact, she has recently been heard saying she would not do nude photos in general (um, yeah right), but would get undressed for the "right" magazine. Namely, Playboy.

Well, she can kiss that dream goodbye.

A source from Playboy told WetPaint that there was no way that was ever going to happen and that having Farrah taint their pages wasn't good for the magazine's bottom line. Good on Hefner! See the exact quote below:

Farrah’s chances of being in the pages of Playboy are very slim! Haven’t we seen all that we need to see from her already? The monetary gain of an issue with her in it wouldn’t be beneficial to Playboy's bottom line.

Exactly. Farrah already gave it all away with her Backdoor Teen Mom porn movie starring James Deen. We have seen way TOO much of her lately. The whole point of Playboy is tasteful nudes that bring young ingenues into the spotlight. 

Farrah's only spotlight is the kind of hot, dusty one that litters Midwestern strip clubs. The girl is a used up specimen. Anyone who wants to see her nude can google it. Why would they pay for Playboy? Why would Playboy demean their brand by inviting someone so used up and gross to be on their pages?

Sorry, Farrah that ship has sailed for you.

Once she finishes up rehab, maybe she can focus on regaining some dignity. Or doing more porn. Or fighting more with Charlie Sheen. Whatever she does, it's not going to be Playboy. She can forget that pipe dream. Maybe Hustler is hiring?

Do you think Farrah should do a magazine shoot?


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nonmember avatar dani

Y'know, I understand that her overexposure makes her a poor business decision in terms of a spot in Playboy, but to call her a "used up specimen" cuts a little close to the bone of "women having sex are used up." Is she kinda trashy? Yeah, but calling her "used up" implies that sex is all she's worth, and frankly, that's trashier.

nonmember avatar blh

Lol ok, I can't stand her and I'm really sick of her....but to insinuate that playboy is somehow classy or "tasteful" is just ridiculous.

nonmember avatar kayla

while i dont like the idea that she's 'used up', i agree, she basically already revealed all her angles. there's nothing left to tantalize really, right down to her moaning horse noises.

nonmember avatar Kristine

Umm, just throwing this out there, but didn't Kim Kardashian do playboy well after her sex tape was leaked? Sounds like this "source" isn't very legit. And to base a story calling a young woman and mother who is clearly having issues "used up", you should probably do your due diligence and find a legitimate source or official statement.

Desir... DesireExtraE

BLH - Have you seen Husler or Penthouse? Have you seen Playboy?  Totally different.  Yes, Playboy is still "porn" but it's definitely not raunchy.  It is meant to be a classy magazine - or at least started that way - that celebrated women.  Why do you think celebrities pose for it? Ever heard of a celebrity posing for Husler? Exactly.  Look at the documentary on Playboy.  It did a lot for women rights and civil rights.  And the magazine itself actually has quality articles - not just pictures.  It's a legit magazine, not a porn mag full of nudies. So, yes, it's classy and tasteful.

nonmember avatar Courtney

see Taylor Swift eased out of media with her numerous boyfriend; why can't we just do the same with Farrah? just ignore every aspect of her and wah-la shes gone. she is trash and just needs to be taken out of all headlines. its disappointing thinking her daughter is going to have problems with school and life because of her mothers choices. "Hey Sophia, i saw your mom last night naked..."

dekumama dekumama

I don't like the woman any more that anyone else, but wow, that was pretty harsh. She's still a human being.

Tracey Roloff

What happened to her being classy and wanting to own a resturant?? Playboy is for nude photos of beautful women not PRONO STARS! If Hefner doesnt want you then you have a problem. He can see right through her and her snobby attitude. She still has A LOT OF GROWING UP 2 DO!

holly... hollywood222222

To those comparing her to Kim Whoretrashian, although both trash, Kim had already begun building a brand. For years prior, she was a budding socialite (as much as it sickens me to say that). Farrah, on the other hand, is a teen mom from BFE who got done up the bum on camera. Took her daughter to negotiations, then released the porno. She IS used up. She has nothing going for her. She put it all out there, nothing left to see. At least Kim went along with the idea that the porn was a "home video."

holly... hollywood222222

And to the lady comparing this piece of trash to Taylor Swift, you are just hilarious lol. Lots of girls Taylor's age date around! That does not mean she had sex with every one of them, geez. Her problem is quite the opposite; she doesn't put out, so they dump her.

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