Was it a sign of crazy days to come when Lindsay "tapped"/rear-ended a silver Mustang with her black Porsche Panamera just days after her 26th birthday?
Q: What happens when you invite Lindsay Lohan to a house party in the Hollywood Hills? A: She allegedly steals a bunch of pricey jewelry in an allegedly Ambien-addled haze.
I don't know what's in the minibars at the Chateau Marmont, but Lindsay Lohan managed to rack up a $46,350 bill in just 47 days ... but she didn't manage to actually pay the bill. She's not allowed at the Chateau Marmont anymore, by the way.
Whoops! THIS time LiLo actually hit a pedestrian. Time for another mug shot!!
Um, some people thought LiLo did a super terrific job playing Elizabeth Taylor in Liz & Dick ...
Imagine what the world would be like if every mother/daughter disagreement merited a call to the cops! Welcome to Planet Lohan!
Still puzzled by this one. Just ... huh?!
Because, why not? What ELSE is a LiLo to do when some psychic bee-yotch gits all up in her face?!
Sometimes an edgy indie film is just the thing to bring a fading starlet's career back to life. Not in the case of The Canyons, however.
Hey, Sheen was just trying to help out -- he even gave LiLo $100K to help with her tax troubles! So it was kind of rude for Lohan to be all, "shut up about me from now on." But whatevs.