Happy birthday, to you/Happy birthday to you/Happy birthday dear Lindsay Lohan ... we can't believe you made it to 27 years of age!!! No, just kidding. Sorta. I mean, even the most optimistic types can't deny there were some pretty hairy moments in the Life of LiLo over the past year ... I highly doubt I was the only person to think Lohan was on a fast track to the morgue (and I don't mean to work as a janitor).
But none of that matters now that Lindsay Lohan has survived yet another year on this earth, against all odds -- so congratulations, LiLo! I couldn't be happier for you.
Still, I'm afraid Lohan might not make it to 28 if she ends up backsliding into her old bad habits -- so Lindsay, if you're reading this, do yourself a favor and take a walk down painful memory lane. Remember, she who forgets the past is doomed to repeat it!! Here are 10 of the craziest moments from Lindsay Lohan's 26th year ...
Image via Kata Rina/Flickr
Was it a sign of crazy days to come when Lindsay "tapped"/rear-ended a silver Mustang with her black Porsche Panamera just days after her 26th birthday?