Cher has lived a long, sexy life and she dished about some of it on Andy Cohen's show Watch What Happens Live! Cher was asked to rank her lovers and she stayed dick-lomatic, replying, "A lot of them kind of came in first. I’ve just had the greatest lovers ever." But cheeky Andy Cohen wouldn't let her get away with being so vague. So he prodded (because you know he just HAD to know about this one), "Where does Tom Cruise rank on that list?" Indeed, where DOES Tom Cruise -- wait, what?! So Tom and Cher slept together?! That's just so -- um -- I dunno. Weird?! Okay, it was back in the 80s. Cher must have been around 40 and Tom around 20-something. In fact, he wasn't even a big star yet. But he might have been a big something else! 'Cause listen to what Cher had to say about him ...
Asked where Tom ranked on her list of luvahs, she replied:
He was in the top five. It’s not a long list, just a good list.
Top five?! I mean, wow, would you expect that?! C'mon, Cher's list is a tad longer than she's fessing up to. Cher reportedly had affairs with Warren Beatty, David Geffen (when he was straight), Val Kilmer, Eric Stoltz, Richie Sambora, Gene Simmons, Eric Clapton, Michael Bolton, and hot young bagel maker boy toy Rob Camilletti. She also married Gregg Allman and, of course, Sonny Bono. If Tom is in her top five, that's saying something ... though now I'm wondering who the other four are.
One of them might be a woman, because Cher also admitted that she'd had a lesbian fling, saying, "Oh God, who hasn’t? Yeah."
Anyway, back to Cruise. She sounds like she was quite enamored of him at one point, saying, "It could have been a great big romance because I was crazy for him."
Cher won't say who she's seeing now, but if she's single, I think she should give Tom a call! After that whole Katie Holmes disaster, he might want the loving, comforting arms of an older woman/old love. Cher certainly doesn't look 67. And Tom ain't no spring chick. It could totally work out!
Do you think Tom and Cher should get back together?
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