What do you do when your 15 minutes of fame is slipping away from you like sands in an hourglass? You latch on to another flailing celebrity in hopes that, together, your joint powers will somehow manage to extend your moment in the spotlight. And when that doesn't work, you take pot shots at yet another celebrity -- a trainwrecky one -- in an attempt to start a Twitter war that will incite a media frenzy. What am I talking about here? Teen Mom Farrah Abraham, that's what. First, she tries to buddy up to Charlie Sheen in an effort to prolong her clearly dissipating notoriety. And when that doesn't work, she randomly calls Amanda Bynes "mean".
Come on, Farrah. You can do better than this. This is just an embarrassing display of fame whoredom.
After she had a falling out with Charlie Sheen -- in which he called Farrah a "desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua" -- Farrah said that not only is Charlie Sheen "old", he's "meaner than Amanda Bynes". Sure, Amanda has been calling everyone and their sister "ugly" on Twitter recently, but A) I'm not sure the word "mean" quite describes Amanda as much as "sick" does; and B) way to try to associate yourself with one of the most talked about celebs right now, Farrah. Nothing transparent about that at all.
Farrah. If I were you, I'd just give it up for a while. You already have gotten fantastically wealthy off of Farrah Superstar Backdoor Teen Mom. Go into hiding for a bit. Let us miss you. You're just ... too much lately. And just because Kim Kardashian has built a billion-dollar empire off of over-exposure, doesn't mean it works every time. In fact, I'd say it usually doesn't work.
I really don't see Farrah attempting to get out of the public eye any time soon. She will ride this post-porn wave like it's James Deen himself. So, may I at least offer a small suggestion? Farrah, maybe take some of this new-found cash and invest in a publicist or a person who will do the talking for you. They wouldn't have called Amanda Bynes mean. That's both mean and shameless.
What do you think of this?
Image via Farrah Abraham/Twitter
I create a special savings account
I put a little away at a time
I cut corners until I can afford it
Save? Who has money to save?
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