‘Real Housewives of Miami’ Is Getting Rid of the Only Cast Member Who Matters

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mama elsaIt's a dark day in Miami -- one of the cast members has confirmed that she's no longer a regular on The Real Housewives of Miami. Marysol Patton will be featured as a friend of the cast, much like Kim D. is on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Marysol told Radar Online that she thinks Bravo's decision to transfer her from full-time to part-time was smart -- she agrees that there were too many cast members last season, which made it difficult for the viewer to become attached to any.

It's as wonderful as it is shocking that Marysol's taking the "demotion" so graciously, but ... five words, a bunch of syllables: WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH MAMA ELSA.

Marysol's mother Elsa is the reason people watch The Real Housewives of Miami. The Jabba the Hutt, wine guzzling psychic is the show's lynch pin. Without her, the series will collapse into a pile of non-biodegradable silicon implants and a bunch of overly-whitened teeth.

Because if Marysol's role is being pared down, Elsa's will be too, and that's just not good for anyone. We need Elsa. The Real Housewives need Elsa. Miami needs Elsa.

Season 3 hits the air August 12 ... maybe by then Bravo will right their wrong and announce that Marysol and Elsa have their own show. Perhaps a road-trip series, Oprah-Gayle style is in order.

I can see Elsa learning to pump gas now ...

Will you miss Marysol and Elsa on the RHOM?

 

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Bibi Soto

I think this is a huge mistake. Elsa is the essence of the show. i also liked Marisol the best on the show.

Jenny Hernandez

RHOM sucks anyway. Marysol isn't a housewife, neither is Ana or Karent, the model is irrational and not quite a housewife, and the plastic wife is irritating. I like Adriana, Alexia and Lea, they can stay, but PLEASE BRAVO! do a major re-casting. These characters are boring, and the drama they live is ridiculous. Leave poor Elsa alone, she don't need this drama. Cameo visits in her own home would be nice, but putting her in the ring of fire with these women is horrible to watch. These ladies better bring it this season or else this show is getting cancelled again. We want fresh blood!

Eileen Callaway

They could drop that whole damn show and I doubt many of us would miss it...it really sucks...sorry

Patti Marie McClure

Elsa is the highlight of the show. Marisol is a wallflower and that is probably why she has been downgraded to PT. She's not much into the drama like the other women are. I'd love to see a Marisol and Elsa show. They would be a hoot!

Susan Harrison

YAY ! I had to fast forward when she came on since she is the CREEPIEST THING EVER , besides always being drunk , I can't understand a word she says ... actually  the entire show is horrible .. it is a waste of time! WORSE Housewife show EVER ... New Jersey is quickly catching up .. can they talk about NOTHING other than obnoxious brain dead teresa?going crazy

Pam Johnson

I only  watch Miami because of Mama Elsa.... so no more for me... the other women are boring...snobs

nonmember avatar Joy

All of the other women have extremely strong personalities, are overly aggressive, outspoken and annoying. Marysol has a lower key personality but is charming. I think it's a mistake to pull her out of the lion's den. She balances out the madness of the show. It's a shame Bravo thinks the only show that sells is a trashy show, full of drunken women and fist fights. Personally, I'd really like to see a little more class in these shows. Putting Marysol and her mama on a short leash makes me not want to watch the show. Joanna is a drunken disaster, and Lea's voice grates on my nerves and she is a nosey loudmouth. I like Adriana, but she is fast becoming a know-it-all with many of Lea's undesirable traits. I looked forward to seeing Marisol who was the only class act on the show. The others might be pretty to look at, but I frequently had to switch channels because of their incessant screaming. It gets old fast. Too many shows with brawling women these days. How about showing women who have a little restraint and class.

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