Does Miley Cyrus know something about her dad Billy Ray that the rest of the world doesn't know that she's going to tell unless he fesses up to the truth? Dah-dah-duuum. The bizarro antics started when Miley threat-tweeted her dad a picture of herself with a redheaded mystery woman and the words: "Since you won't reply to my texts, I'm giving you an hour to tell me the truth or I'll tell it for you."
Shikes! Sounds like a bad line from a soap opera.
After some digging, it was uncovered that the mystery woman had starred in a play with Miley's dad last year. Her name is Dylis Croman. Since Billy Ray and Miley's mom, Tish, are going through a divorce -- well, my mind is going straight to Miley suspecting that Dylis and her dad maybe had a fling? Or are having one? But if so how did Miley end up in a picture with her? How bizarre!
Miley, however, quickly deleted the ultimatum and then posted that ol' "my Twitter's been hacked" excuse that everyone from Anthony Weiner to Amanda Bynes uses when their feeds suddenly pop with bizarro tweets. Wrote Miley:
Wtf? My twitter was just actin all types of cray!
Errr, okay, Miley but that doesn't explain the fact that you were indeed in the photo with Dylis. Doesn't look Photoshopped either, since it's a recent pic, with your very short cropped 'do. Yeah, Miley, if you don't want us amateur sleuths trying to figure out your family's dirty laundry, then don't tweet it at us!
Lesson here? Don't ignore your daughter's texts. Especially if you've got something to hide!
What do you think Miley was saying?
Image via Miley Cyrus/Instagram