The lovely estranged husband of Jenelle Evans, Courtland Rogers, has done the impossible. Courtland was arrested while in jail. Yes, you read that correctly. That's like having a snack while you're eating dinner. Or exercising while you're going for a run. Or going swimming while you're taking a shower. It makes no sense. Yet somehow, Courtland managed to do it.
I never thought I'd say this, but Jenelle: You're smart. Thank god you got away from this backwoods yahoo. This man is on a one-way train going nowhere.
Courtland is currently being held at Brunswick County Jail in North Carolina, after being arrested on June 4 for failing to appear on a misdemeanor charge. Another bond has been added to Courtland's bail, which now brings the grand total to $185,000. Keep it classy, Courty.
You know, you'd think being arrested for heroin possession and assault would be rock bottom for some. I mean, where do you go from there? But Courtland has shown that it actually is possible to go even lower. I'll say it again, folks: The man was arrested while he was in jail. Sweet Jesus.
Although Jenelle and her new man, Nathan Griffin, may be moving super duper fast, I've gotta say: Better that than she be with this loser. Jenelle is far from perfect, but good lord, was Courtland bringing this Teen Mom down. Wow, guys. Just wow.
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Image via Brunswick County Sheriff's Office
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