kelly bensimonYou don't realize you miss Kelly Bensimon until there she is on TV again, making absolutely zero sense in the most breathtakingly confusing way possible. The former Real Housewives of New York cast member sat down with Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live and wow, just ... wow. Kelly is still the same old nonsensical crazy person she was back in 2010 during the show's "Scary Island" episode. In fact, when asked about that insane tropical getaway three years ago, Kelly STILL can't string a complete thought together to sum up the horrifying adventure. I mean, she starts talking about how she's proud she defended Gwyneth Paltrow.

WHAT.

Does Kelly think that Gwyneth Paltrow was there, orrrr ...

Her inability to live in reality used to annoy me, but now I kind of love it. Jelly beans, cartwheels, and vague Gwyneth Paltrow references for everyone!

If there's any way we could get her on season six of the RHONYC, I'm all in. Can you imagine a conversation between Kelly and Carole Radziwill?? It'd be mind-blowing.

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