Sweet baby J, say it isn't so. Teen Mom Farrah Abraham has actually started a trend. Another young lady desperate for fame has decided to make her already-large breasts a size bigger via implants -- and she graciously invited cameras along into the operating room. Also, she has a sex tape! I'll give you three guesses as to who it is: A) Courtney Stodden, B) Courtney Stodden, or C) Courtney Stodden.
If you answered B, you are correct. Courtney Stodden filmed her boob job. Moment of silence for humanity.
Courtney, who has always vehemently defended that all of her body parts are completely au natural, said that all this time she's just been wearing Victoria's Secret push-ups bras. Although her chest may have looked large (and fake), she claims to have merely been a C cup. Like America's role model, Farrah Abraham, she's now happily a DD. And, yes, she too had the entire processed video taped.
And taking yet another page out of Farrah's book, Courtney claims to have a sex tape of her own. No word on when it was filmed or who it was with, but Courtney isn't ruling out the option of bestowing it unto the world one day. "Never say never," Stodden said. "But as for today, my sex tape is private."
Hear that, guys? Farrah Abraham is actually a trail blazer. Women are seeing her new-found notoriety and are rushing out to follow in her footsteps. Vomit. Like Kim Kardashian paved the way for "leaked" sex tapes, Farrah is paving the way for filmed breast augmentations. I don't know about you, but if I was ever proud to be an American, this is it.
Shamefully, I watched Farrah's sex tape, and I'm a far worse person for it. There aren't enough unicorns and puppies in the world to unsee the horror that was Backdoor Teen Mom. But I will say this: I will never, ever watch Courtney Stodden get a boob job or have sex on camera. I have standards, you guys. They're clearly very low, but still. Standards.
What do you think of this?
Image via Courtney Stodden/Twitter