It's on, y'all!!! True Blood is back, back, back -- and somehow, even though season 6 spoilers have been spilling steadily since the second season 5 ended, tonight's premiere still somehow managed to be packed with surprises: Some were sexy, others were scary, still others were silly ... still OTHERS left us stumped!
Here are some of the most -- and least -- surprising moments from True Blood season 6 premiere, "Who Are You, Really?"
We knew Luna was going to die. Totally sad, but ... it's not like Sam is allowed to be happy. Ever. Sigh.
We knew Eric would try to save Sookie from psycho Billith. Cause he's Eric Effing Northman!!
We didn't know Sookie would stake Bill trying to save Eric. Damn, girl!! Best Sookie moment ever, hands down.
We knew Tara and Pam would have a lovers' quarrel. Because bitches be cray.
We didn't know Jessica would side with Bill over Sookie! Sure, Bill is Jessica's maker, but the ginger baby vamp is usually so into the whole BFF slumber party vibe ...
We knew Eric would make our hearts skip many a beat. How 'bout the part when he told Sookie that to him, she'd always be "that girl in a white dress who walked into my bar"? Swoooon!
We didn't know Alcide would gnaw on some guy's dismembered arm -- or have a threesome! (We did know his nekkid ass was all manner of smokin' hot, however.)
Did you watch True Blood tonight?
What was the most surprising moment of the True Blood season 6 premiere for you?
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