'Keeping Up With the Kardashians' Recap: Kim Kardashian's Pregnancy Scare Made Her Want to 'Slit Her Throat'

Kim KardashianWith the big news of Kim Kardashian's baby girl being born yesterday (squee!), tonight's episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians wasn't as hard to watch as it may have been otherwise. In it we saw Kim have a huge pregnancy scare, and it was comforting knowing that both mom and baby are now fine. But what a scare!

It started when Kris Jenner got a call from Khloe telling her that Kim had just landed and was in some major pain. She was headed straight to the doctor, and Kris met her there. Kim was worried she was in labor and told her mom she was crying during the whole flight. "I just don't understand," she told her. "It hurts so bad."

Seeing the baby's heartbeat at least eased their worries a bit, but the pain didn't subside. At one point she said, “If labor’s worse than this, I’ll hang myself. I’ll literally take a knife and slit my throat.” So it must have been bad.

After appendicitis was thankfully ruled out, she was diagnosed with a stomach infection. Some antibiotics and rest instead of surgery were a much better option.

Still there was the stress of her marriage to Kris Humphries that just wouldn't end. She so badly wanted it to be over before the baby arrived. It was interesting to hear her say how much she wanted to run into Kris at the deposition. She told her friend Lala:

I just wanna say to him, "It never had to get like this. I loved you, I still do. You were a big part of my life. We never should have rushed into it. It doesn’t mean we still can’t be friends."

Not thinking the friends thing is going to happen EVER, but it's a nice thought. She missed her chance though, as he wasn't there at the deposition. At least we know she got her greatest wish as their divorce was finalized earlier this month -- before the little princess was born. Phew. Think The Humps will send a baby gift?

Are you surprised that Kim Kardashian still wants to be friends with Kris Humphries?


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easun... easunshine

I've had an intestinal infection before, and yes, I thought I was dying! I've had 3 children, and the pain from that infection was much WORSE than the pain of labor. So while I don't like Kim, I'm actually not inclined to think she was being dramatic on this one.

lovem... lovemyson1224

I agree with easinshine. My husband has had several of these infections and they are very painful.

nonmember avatar Kristi

If it feels anything like pancreatitis, she's not being dramatic. I've never felt a more horrible pain in my life and honestly thought I was dying. Really didn't care too much if I was as long as it happened quickly too. You people can be so bitchy. Really have you forgotten how much an ear infection can hurt?

Cooks... Cookster792

I loved the scene in last nights episode when she was in bed with full make up on.  Now I read that


she had a natural birth. Sorry not buying it, although I am glad that her and her daughter are okay.


Her and her sisters had nannies so she will also. Bring em on!!!

Texas... TexasGirl512

If I was having a pregnancy scare the last thing I'd want is cameras filming it all. Nothing is private with this family!

hexxuss hexxuss

I'm with easunshine, and yes, intestinal infections hurt SO much more than labor ever did!  I pray everyone being snippy & bitchy about their replies is blessed with their own infection, JUST so they know how it feels - and remember, don't get dramatic about it when it feels like Freddy Krugar is playing tic-tac-toe on your gut. =)

nonmember avatar Nonmember

Shouldn't the recaps be a recap of the whole show? It's keeping up with the kardashians, not just the Kim show.

nonmember avatar J

Oh, and of course she is going to go on their (scripted, rehersed and re-takes) show and make herself look like an angel against the big bad Chris. Oh whom she and her entire family used to help build their empire and do the wedding special.

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