Alexander Skarsgard Is 'Very Excited' About Leaving Ellen Page

alexander skarsgardI must confess: The everchanging tides of Alexander Skarsgard and Ellen Page's rumored romance are so ... you know, everchanging, even I have a hard time keeping up with those two -- and stalking reporting on Alexander Skarsgard is my job! I mean, one day they're all touchy-feely on the red carpet and the next they're apparently "just friends" (HALLELUJAH!) doing the relationship-as-publicity-stunt thing and the next they're all kissy in the park ... and the NEXT, Alexander Skarsgard is suddenly planning a trip that sounds less like a vacation than a desperate attempt to escape the clutches of a certain Clingy Clip-on Koala.

See, Skarsgard is apparently going on a post-True Blood filming getaway that sounds more soul-searching than sexytime:

"We wrap in a couple of weeks and I'm going to go to Iceland on a week-long hike. No phone, no iPad, no nothing -- I'm very excited about that."

Let's just read between the lines here, shall we? I think we can all agree that what ASkars really meant to say was something like:

We wrap in a couple of weeks and I'm going to go to Iceland on a week-long hike to get away from this little girl who keeps following me around. No phone, no iPad, no way to track me down -- I'm very excited about that.

So are we, ASkars -- so are we. Because Skarsgard and Page are just ... well, as they say in Sweden, Flugendörfiggvar lingonfluvel långskarduvjag.

Okay, fine -- they don't actually say that in Sweden or anywhere else, but if they did, the phrase could be loosely translated as:

Leggo my Skarsgard, bee-yotch!

Do you think Alexander Skarsgard is going to Iceland to get away from Ellen Page?

 

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nonmember avatar Miri

Mildly amusing, but okay, we get it. You have a crush on Alexander Skarsgard. Give it a rest.

Ma Barker

Cute article, although he has been talking about this trip for some time  ;) as for author of the article having a crush on Mr. Skarsgard, so what, many do, so why don't YOU give it a rest  ;)

nonmember avatar JEN

All your posts about this are pretty pathetic and make you seem unhinged. And yes, I know it's supposed to be "humorous."

It's not.

nonmember avatar Stacy's Mom

I agree with Jen. I think he's trying to get away from deranged stalkers such as yourself.

nonmember avatar Miri

@Ma Barker- Judging from some of the other posts it seems that I CAN give it a rest. Apparently I am not the only one who thinks these posts are becoming pathetic.

Valerie Metzger

It's a mommy blog not a news source, let her have her fun. I think they're funny. She's probably married with kids and never going to be in a position to date any sexy Swedes anytime soon, so I don't think she has to worry too much about stalker status. If you DON'T find it funny, it's pretty easy to figure out what kind of article it's going to be by reading the title.

nonmember avatar Brie

Well... you can't blame her for being upset.. what the hell is a gorgeous man like Alexander Skarsgard doing with Ellen Page? He could have anyone in Hollywood and he chooses her?? Weird.

nonmember avatar some chick

Isn't Ellen Page gay? I thought she was dating that obvious lesbian chick from the 90s.

Kimberly Swanson Carroll

I think he wants to go to Iceland, to just go to Iceland. Why do people have to look into it and make more than what it is?

nonmember avatar Debbie

To Some Chick
The lesbian talk sites went crazy when a pap took pictures of Ellen walking down a Montreal street (about 5 ft apart) with Clea Duvall. That doesn't make her gay however - there's many pictures on sites like Zimbio, Ellenpage.org etc that shows her being cozy with guys. Alex is just one of many very close guy friends.

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