Famed recluse and Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham has finally decided to come out of hiding. Instead of making her traditional rounds on Anderson Cooper 360 and Meet the Press, the Backdoor Teen Mom star decided to invite In Touch magazine into the operating room with her while she underwent breast augmentation surgery for the second time, taking her C cups to Ds.
There, Farrah lies in the photoshoot, knocked unconscious with a tube down her throat, while doctors perform surgery on her. And in another shot, Farrah, dressed in a bikini so small the naked eye doesn't possess the ability to see it, stands pre-surgery with her body marked up in black ink, holding the saline implants she's about to receive.
Farrah, who couldn't pick her daughter up for a month after surgery, says that she wanted to maintain her "natural" look. "I would not get boob implants that were porn-star status," she said. "I’m very realistic about keeping myself looking natural."
She also maintains that, despite spending around $30-grand on plastic surgery, she's been smart about her money. She's making sure she always has some in the bank in case of an emergency. "What if I have a freak accident and I need something fixed, or if age gets to me, or I have more children and want a 'mommy makeover'?" Farrah said. Good thinking.
Sarcasm aside, I really don't know where Farrah goes from here. She's become one of the biggest exhibitionists to date, and I can only imagine what's next. An Oxygen special on Farrah taking a crap? I mean, is nothing sacred? Has she not shown the world enough with her porn? We don't want to see anymore, Farrah! We're all good! We've got enough images of your lady parts to last us a lifetime, thanks!
One day, Farrah's going to come to regret all the asinine decisions she's made. And if not, her daughter surely will. Would you want to see your mother in a photo spread like this? Didn't think so. Gross.
What do you think of this?
Image via Farrah Abraham/Twitter