farrah abrahamAll right, I know this is an absolutely ridiculous thing to say, but Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham should be so lucky to be Kim Kardashian one day. No, I'm not saying that Kim is a person to aspire to be, but the woman has done a damn impressive job at creating a balls-to-the-wall empire for her entire family. And although she isn't the smartest sword in the sword ... box, she's had more success forming sentences than Farrah has.

So why in god's name is Farrah insulted at the Kim comparisons? And why does she think she "outshines" Kim? This woman needs to be stopped!

Farrah recently talked to Metropolis Nights Magazine (no, I haven't heard of it either) about the Kim komparisons, and she said: "I definitely feel it’s an unfair comparison. I have been very successful with other things in my life besides just being a reality TV star. I have books and other things going on in my life that outshine Kim Kardashian." She then went on to say she outshines Kim again: "I feel I just outshine her when it comes to both our personal and professional lives," Farrah continued. "That’s why I don’t like being compared to her. We’re two really different people. I don’t foresee myself getting married more than once. I don’t see myself making the same choices that she has made. Good or bad, I just feel I’m going to be a smarter person."

What. The. Hell. Part of me is mad at myself for writing about this, because I think the main reason Farrah made these comments was to garner publicity, but please, honey. A) You love being compared to Kim; and B) Passy Perfume wasn't successful. Your other book wasn't successful. Your cooking career wasn't successful. You essentially did porn to become successful! And that's all fine and well, but don't act like you were the head of a Fortune 500 company in addition to being a Teen Mom.

Farrah Abraham really seems to have gotten out of control since her sex tape blew up the Internet. If she wants to capitalize on its success in order to make a few bucks for her daughter, fine. But she ought to not get delusional here. That's not going to help her outshine anybody.

Do you think Farrah "outshines" Kim? And if you thought about that question, did you physically feel your brain cells leave your body?

 

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