OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD, True Blood season 6 premieres in two DAYS!!! Okay, calm down. Gotta take a deep breath ... OHMYGOD! Life is worth living again! And while none of us could've waited a second longer without imploding, there is one little issue with the date HBO picked for the premiere -- June 16 is ALSO Father's Day! Aww, come on -- really?! Of all the days to desperately need a solid hour of time with another man ... even if he is on TV. Hmph. Now what?
Well, don't despair yet! We've managed to come up with a list of 8 surefire ways to keep Dad busy so you can get your Bon Temps on in peace:
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No dad should be expected to fetch his own frosty brew on Father's Day. Start serving him a steady stream of beer around, say, noon -- and by the time True Blood is ready to air, he'll either be so blissfully buzzed he won't care what the hell you're doing OR he'll be long gone passed out on the couch, visions of hangovers dancing in his head.