20 Fangtastically Funny 'True Blood' Quotes to Make Waiting for Season 6 Suck Less

true blood quoteWanna know a secret? There's actually more to love about True Blood than Alexander Skarsgard's naked torso. I know what you're thinking: Joe Manganiello's naked torso? NO, not that ... I mean, yes that, but let's take naked torsos in general out of the equation for a sec, okay?! Because when I say there's more to love about True Blood, I'm talking about the side-splittingly hilarious one-liners that make every episode equal parts funny AND sexy.

Now, there's no denying the fact that Pam, Lafayette, and Jason get the lion's share of laughs -- but there's not a single character who doesn't crack us up from time to time. Here are 20 of the most fangtastically funny True Blood quotes from seasons 1 to 5.


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