Alexander Skarsgard Caught Kissing Ellen Page on the Trucker Hat

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alexander skarsgard ellen pageAnother day, another cutesy image of Alexander Skarsgard and Ellen Page to overanalyze. Today's pic? This cuddly shot posted on the Twitter feed of The East director Zal Batmanglij with the following explanatory text: “This reminds me of shooting. When we’d lie in the grass listening to Toby [Kebbell] practice Rostam’s piano piece. #TheEast.”

Aww, what a sweet photo ... for me to poop on!!!

Yeah, that's right. You call this romantic? He's kissing her ... hat. Is hat-kissing some obscure Swedish courtship ritual? Because I don't know about you, but I've never seen "hat" show up on one of those erogenous zone lists in magazines. Want to really knock your man's socks off tonight, ladies? Surprise him by planting a big wet one on his baseball cap! Unless, of course, Alexander Skarsgard isn't kissing Ellen Page at all in this picture.

I mean, it's really impossible to tell what's going on here. Why jump to drastic (and depressing) conclusions? Think about it. ASkars could be:

1. Sneezing into Ellen Page's conveniently absorbent headwear.

2. Covering his nose because a garbage truck was driving down the street.

3. Politely responding to Ellen Page's invitation: "My new shampoo smells like strawberries, wanna sniff my hair?"

4. Spilling secrets about True Blood Season 6 (I'm gonna kick Billith's ass!").

5. Quietly sobbing in Swedish shame over the IKEA horse meatballs scandal.

See? Why is everybody assuming Alexander Skarsgard is KISSING Ellen Page?! People have no imagination, I swear.

Do you think Alexander Skarsgard is kissing Ellen Page in this picture?

Image via Twitter

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Joo Hee Bennett

I love them as a couple!  I love the fact that she seems so, "normal", and she bagged a hot ass guy.  Which, makes me appreciate him even more... a hot guy, that doesn't go for  the hollywood typical, brain-dead "hot chicks".... I LOVE YOU ALEXANDER SKARSGARD :)

nonmember avatar Andrea

This is pretty much old news by now. For one thing most other sources posted this a day earlier and have by now posted the follow up story that they are just friends. If its true they are only friends I'll be sad. They would make an adorable couple! I love Ellen Page and Alexander Skarsgard is absolutely gorgeous.

Cafe Amy Cafe Amy

ROFL ... this made me laugh and laugh and laugh.

nonmember avatar Myriam

What about Joe Cocker's "You can keep your hat on"? That's one sexy hat!

bunny... bunnyxlover

your stories about these two are getting so boring

nonmember avatar Anita

Hilarious story! Maybe they were just trying something new to throw us off on whether they're really dating. One of my colleagues just wrote an article with some ways on how to conceal a relationship from the public eye http://www.cupidspulse.com/ellen-page-and-alexander-skarsgard-dating/#more-51757

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