Less than a week, Trubies. LESS. THAN. A. WEEEEEEEEK!!! The True Blood season 6 premiere is less than a week away, and if that's not a reason to keep on keeping on, I just don't know what is. Oh ridiculously attractive undead residents of Bon Temps, how I've missed you!!
There's only one teeny-tiny True Blood-related problem, as far as I can tell -- from the looks of the latest trailer, it's gonna be one hell of a confusing season! Seriously, I had to watch this thing about a kazillion times before I could even start to get a handle on what was going on ... and I'm still not sure if I saw what I think I saw. I think.
Here are a few things I'm almost positive -- ish -- I really did see:
1. Sookie getting it on with the mysterious new man in her life, Ben.
You know, the "a highly charismatic faerie who takes a liking to Sookie (and vice-versa) and helps Sookie and Jason delve deeper into the mystery of their parents’ murders" -- that Ben. Played by Rob Kazinsky (who's hot, but not as hot as Eric, obvs).
2. Bill committing suicide?!
What else could he be doing, standing in the sunlight with his arms outstretched like a vampire Jesus?! (Unless he's testing his invincibility ... hmmm.)
3. Eric & Bill throwing down in a major way.
Looks like Eric is full-on trying to stake that mofo in the heart! But will he succeed??
4. Warlow wearing a Captain Jack Sparrow costume.
I'm serious. Just wait and see!!
5. Sookie and Lafayette having a seance.
"Creepy spirit thing, why you in Sookie bathroom?"
6. Sookie getting locked in the trunk of a car?
Or at least it looks like Sookie ... I think?
7. Pam digging into an almost willing-looking victim.
A fangbanger? Or just some poor glamoured soul?
Check it out ...
What do you think? Was that Sookie? What's up with Captain Jack Warlow? Is Ben hot??
Are you confused by the new True Blood trailer?
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