Farrah Abraham is taking a break from her busy schedule of adult film conventions and her online college courses to be a guest on the Howard Stern show. The backdoor Teen Mom is scheduled to sit down with the radio shock jock on June 12 and no topic, presumably, is going to be off-limits. There's nothing Howard does better than get into the nitty gritty dirty details of a celeb's or reality star's sex life, so we can expect some pretty graphic questions and some even more explicit answers when Farrah's in the hot seat.
But in case Howard needs a little prep, here are 20 Qs we want As for:
I'll leave the dirty-ing up of these inquiries to Howard, but here's the gist:
- Why did she try and convince everyone it was a leaked sex tape when really it was a produced porno?
- Has she talked to James Deen since?
- How many times did she have sex with James Deen before turning on the cameras?
- How many sex tapes has she made?
- What does she like about anal?
- How does she prepare for anal sex?
- Does money turn her on more than men?
- Does fame turn her on more than money?
- On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how smart does she think she is?
- How does she think her tape compares to Kim Kardashian's?
- And to Paris Hilton's?
- This isn't really a question, but I'm sure Howard will ask her to get naked and/or allow him to touch her breasts.
- Is there a sex act that she would never do?
- What does she have against pubic hair?
- What would happen if she got pregnant?
- Which porns did she study to prepare?
- Which other Teen Mom would she like to do a porn with?
- How much sex does she need in her life?
- What's her grandest sexual fantasy?
- Would she ever want to do it in a baby pool filled with her homemade pasta sauce?
Can't wait for June 12.
What do you want Howard to ask Farrah?
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