kyle richardsOkay, I'm just going to come out and say it: The rumors about Kyle Richards' husband Mauricio Umansky cheating are getting out of control. Out. Of. Control. Things have just been taken to a new level, my friends. And that level is one that involves threesomes, prostitutes, and transsexuals. Oh, my!

Apparently, Star magazine (so, yes, take with a grain of salt) interviewed Mistress Terri, a transgender former prostitute, who claims that her escort partner, Carmen, picked Mauricio up at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood. Terri told the mag: "We had many high-end clients between 2003 and 2005, Mauricio being one of them." She said that the way she and her partner worked was Carmen would take men up to their room and offer them the option to have a threesome with a transsexual partner. Mauricio, according to Terri, said yes to that. "Mauricio went for the threesome option and in a kinky twist asked both of them to dress up as police officers," Terri said. 

Now, I know that how people portray themselves on reality TV is a far cry from how they are in real life, but this sounding pretty ridiculous. I mean, anything is possible, but -- Mistress Terri did recently release a memoir detailing her life as a prostitute, and I don't know, seems like the timing is rather suspicious.

When I first heard the rumors that Mauricio may have cheated on Kyle, like Lisa Vanderpump, I laughed them off and filed them under "utter bullshit". But I'm not so sure now. There seem to be an awful lot of rumors floating around out there, and sadly, where there's smoke there's typically fire. I hope they're not true, as he and Kyle genuinely seem like a happy couple, but seems like everyone has dirty little secrets these days.

And man, what a dirty little secret this would be. A threesome, a prostitute, and a transsexual. Really, Mauricio?

What do you think of this?

 

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