Are you holding your breath until next week's episode of The Bachelorette? You know, because it promises to be the "most dramatic" confrontation ever when we find out that one of Desiree Hartsock's suitors has a girlfriend -- because she comes on the show to give her two-timing man a piece of her mind?
I won't lie, I'm looking forward to that moment just as much as everyone else -- solely for entertainment purposes, of course. And even Chris Harrison says it's going to be "horrible," which has me even more pumped up about it.
But have you seen the sneak peek clip of this chick showing up to expose this dude as a fraud yet?
Take a look, and then we'll discuss a little further. (Note: She shows up about a minute into this video.)
Geez! Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Or does it? Seriously, are you honestly buying that this is really the girlfriend of one of the contestants, and if it is -- that producers had no clue she existed before casting the cheater for Des' season? (C'mon ...)
Without divulging which one of the guys she's supposedly dating (because spoilers are no fun), I can tell you her name is Stephanie Larimore, a single mom and former Playboy Playmate. (Reality Steve, of course, has the scoop.)
Hmm. A Playboy gal, huh? Doesn't this all seem a little too coincidental? And doesn't she seem like more of an actress than just a regular person who one of Desiree's guys happens to be dating?
You see where I'm going with this, right? Duh -- this chick is ratings gold. If she is really linked to one of the guys, producers totally knew about her and cast him on the show specifically because he had a girlfriend. Either that, or she and the guy are in cahoots with ABC in the hopes of making one last desperate attempt to save Desiree's season, which so far is about as amusing as watching two people play ping-pong in the dark for hours on end.
Whatever the case, I'm sure as hell looking forward to it. I need a good dose of insane reality TV bullsh&% just as much as the next person. (Beggars can't be choosers.)
Do you think this girl is for real, or is it all an act?
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