Former 'Bachelor' Jake Pavelka's TV Comeback Will Make Him a Laughing Stock All Over Again

Jake PavelkaBwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh, I'm sorry, please excuse my rudeness. I just can't seem to contain myself from laughing uncontrollably after hearing that former Bachelor Jake Pavelka might return to TV.

Yes, Jake Pavelka, a.k.a. the dude who everyone fell in love with on Jillian Harris' season of The Bachelorette, then quickly learned to love to hate when he became The Bachelor. And then he went and did Dancing With the Stars and made himself an even bigger embarrassment.

And oh yeah, then there was the reunion with Vienna Girardi where he yelled at her to stop interrupting him and made her cry on national television. (Jerk.)

And now Jake is hinting that we haven't seen the last of him.


While there aren't any details as to what exactly Jake is up to, he posted the following update to Twitter to give us a little hint: 

"Clothes shopping for a new TV project...Ugh! I’m not very good at this."

Please for the love of all that is good and holy -- let whatever this TV project is be nothing more than a figment of Jake's imagination.

I can't speak for the masses (actually, yes I can) -- exactly NO ONE wants to see Jake staring back at them from their television screens ever again.

To put it plain and simple -- the thought of watching Jake on any sort of show is just way more torture than anyone should be forced to endure.

And you know who his return to TV will hurt more than anyone? Himself. I actually feel kind of bad for the guy if he does go through with whatever this gig happens to be, because there's no way in hell it's going to be well received.

Instead of redeeming his image and making everyone adore him again, odds are good that Jake will make a bigger fool of himself than everyone already thinks he is, and then his showbiz career will really be over.

If Jake wants any shot at having a semi-normal and happy life, he really ought to just go back to Texas and try and sign on with the airlines again. (Although, if I ever board a plane and hear "this is Captain Pavelka speaking" on the intercom -- I'm getting off that thing before they shut the door. You never know when this dude's gonna snap. Just ask Vienna.)

Do you think it's a good idea for Jake to do anything TV-related again?


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