robert pattinson laughingOh Mah Gah, are Robert Pattinson and Katy Perry, like, an item now? Because this weekend at the San Ysidro Ranch in Santa Barbara, Rob and Katy were seen together at a wedding rehearsal. AND WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE MORE ROMANTIC THAN THAT? Obviously Rob and Katy are going to get married now because love is so contagious at weddings. A guest told People magazine that "Katy and Rob were just sitting next to each other watching the wedding rehearsal in the main courtyard area." There was no PDA, no sign that they were there as a couple. But that is just because they are both great at hiding the burning within.

Or, maybe Rob and Katy are just a smokescreen for Rob and Polly. Polly who?!? you may be asking. Polly, Rob's real rebound girlfriend, that's who. What, you haven't heard?

Polly Stenham is the blonde, British playwright Rob has been spotted with lately. Rob and Polly supposedly partied together in New York in early May. Rob's friend posted an Instagram photo showing Rob with his arm around Polly -- but it was later yanked from the Internets, a dead giveaway that there might actually be something real going between those two that someone wants to keep private. Rob was also seen having dinner at the Bowery Hotel in early May with a mystery blonde who could be Polly.

So here's what I think: Rumors about Rob and Katy are being planted to distract us from Rob's real girlfriend, Polly. (Maybe it's too soon to call her a girlfriend?) We know Rob tends to be more publicity-shy, and after the big, public fiasco that was his relationship with KStew, I can see how he'd want any future romance to be completely on the DL. So go ahead and speculate about Rob's BFF Katy Perry, everyone. What we're really doing is giving Rob a chance to enjoy a quiet little liaison for once.

Do you think there's anything going on between Rob and Katy?